i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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