sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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