This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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