I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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