i just google imaged poop.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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