I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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