if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I am naked and annoyed.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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