Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think I just sharted jello shots
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