i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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