There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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