I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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