Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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