And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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