He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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