a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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