White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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