You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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