Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
