Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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