If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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