how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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