So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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