Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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