You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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