wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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