Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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