its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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