So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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