Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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