we have officially lost it.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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