I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize