I just saw a hot homeless man
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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