I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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