Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she told me i tasted like america
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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