i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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