I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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