I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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