Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If that was your dad, he is hot
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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