Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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