did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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