Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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