Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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