whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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