i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
its not stalking. its research.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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