I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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