I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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