i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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