Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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