love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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