She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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