just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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