Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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