He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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