What a fucking waste of an outfit
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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