No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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